my first-world problems, let me show you them

THREE MORE GIANT BUTTERNUT SQUASH.

Plus twenty more pounds of potatoes and onions and a bunch of red things that appear to be giant radishes. 

I’m showing you these cookies because I cannot bear to show you all my roots. 

I’m going to make muffins. And Sierra says you can make pasta the same way you would make risotto, and because she has never steered me wrong I believe her. Other than that I am at a loss.

Help please.