The Godfather is the I Ching.

001. I was going to talk about my garden today, but whatever. I planted some arugula. It will grow or it won’t. I suspect this is the lesson of gardening.

002. I can’t believe they got rid of that kid on American Idol with the mullet who barfed from nerves and made up his own language, but they KEPT Tim Urban. America: sometimes I just do not understand you. I am, however, quite fond of that Casey James. Shocker.

003. I have been completely overwhelmed by all the love in my life the last couple of days. Love in bunches, like fistfuls of coins. I am so humbled. Honestly. I want to remember this feeling.

004. Things I would like to bring back: Adidas shelltops, the ready-to-heat pizza from Turco’s Supermarket in Hartsdale, overalls, the Macarena.

005. I have been listening to Jesse McCartney Pandora, and I’m sorry but I’m pretty sure Ryan Cabrera is the long-lost Moffatt. Except his last name is Cabrera. Not Moffatt. Anyway, and this is the truth, I will send a prize to anyone who can name all four actual Moffatts. Well. Anyone except Sierra.

006. Foods advertised on TV last night that sound seriously, and equally, disgusting: Taco Bell Tortada. Olive Garden Fonduta.

007. I am still obsessed with long dresses. There’s one at Old Navy that’s cheap. I think it only comes in blue.

008. The problem I’m having with this short story is that the writing is ugly, so I’m reading BK’s Homeland, which is so beautiful even in its first sentences (wildcat families, forest people) that I wanted to find her immediately and give her a giant hug.

009. Tonight: Carbon Leaf with Leslie! Let your troubles roll by.

010. Coffee’s perked. Happy Wednesday.