i want to see the rich populist and the artsy tomboy fall in love despite their differences

OH MY GOD, it’s like Jesus and Taylor Hanson got together and wrote this article just for me: Vulture Watches You’ve Got Mail With Mindy Kaling.

I think I have to start subscribing to New York Magazine, I really do. They did that article about James Franco at the urinal in August.  And also printed that picture of me with the one buff arm.