I have built you a good ship, Rose.

  • “I think you should put some more sex at the beginning.” -My mother, on the revision of the Giant Mofo Writing Project
  • Headline in this Herald this morning: FREEBIES FOR ILLEGALS. Always classy, Boston Herald. Always classy.
  • What I am wearing has a direct impact on how I feel about my day.  I don’t know how it took me 25 years to figure that out. Anyway, today I feel pretty good, thanks.
  • Have you heard that thing about Bill Murray? That he’s going around New York sneaking up behind people and putting his hands over their eyes and saying “Guess who?” And then when they turn around it’s BILL EFFING MURRAY and he says, “No one will ever believe you”? Dear God, please let that be true.
  • I think if someone handsome followed me around and scratched my back forever I would never be sad again.
  • We’re seeing Inception tonight! I am eager to have my mind blown.