in the spirit of very expressed judginess

here are some things that really just annoy the crap out of me:

 

people who wear khaki pants with athletic sneakers

the song “daughters”

when people say “we need to do such and such a thing” when really what they mean is “you need to do such and such a thing”

smug marrieds

how it always smells like weed on the first floor of my building because our downstairs neighbors bake their apartment like it’s a dorm at UC Berkeley in 1968

people who take up more than their fair share of space on public transportation

papercuts that bleed and make you feel individually singled out and persecuted

 

that’s it! i mean, that is a lie, there are a LOT of other things that really annoy me, but i want to know what yours are instead. so tell.