Sister Eugene, Wherever You Are, I Owe You an Apology
To be cross-filed under “Things the Nuns Said That Were Actually True” and “Things I Did Not Believe Five Years Ago”:
It does make you look skanky, and fatter than you actually are, if you roll your uniform skirt up three times before you leave the house.
It’s funny to ride the public bus at three in the afternoon. You run into a whole different cross-section of the neighborhood.
April 15, 2009 @ 5:41 pm
oh, yeah, i remember those days, when the uniform skirt was hiked up to mid thigh. thank god at the all girls school there were only other females as witness.
April 21, 2009 @ 1:57 pm
I long for the days when I thought hiking up a skirt was a good idea. These days, I’m more like Sister Eugene who I picture brandishing a ruler, ready to measure my skirt length to make sure it’s appropriate.