Hey Miss American Girl

I have these girlfriends. We dig each other a lot. 

When we are together, which is not often enough, we do a lot of eating. 

And drinking. 

And loving on each other. 

I am because you are, chickens. You are all across the country, and you are safe right here with me. 

(Photos gakked from M. That’s me in the sunglasses in every single picture. Sometimes I like to act famous.)