Oh, my.

Lots to chat about today, including but certainly not limited to reports on Ina’s Cheddar Corn Chowder and Fresh365’s black bean/sweet potato quesadillas and pear/pumpkin crumble, a long whine about the tedium of trying to get short stories published in snotty literary magazines when what you really want to write about is handsome men, and some EXTRA AWESOME gossip about how the above photo may or may not wind up on the splash page of the website for my brand. new. business.

But all of that is going to have to wait until Wednesday, lovies, because I’m going on vacation with a handsome man of my very own. I have my camera, the December Martha, and a Lumpy Bumpy Bar from Trader Joe’s. Who could ask for anything more?

Catch you on the flip side.